Misadventures in Motherhood: Happy Mother's Day!

Well, hello there, Friday. I hope you all have something lovely planned for this Mother's Day weekend. It's supposed to be in the 90's here again, so currently my weekend activities include parking my pregnant self underneath the air conditioning vent and training my toddler to bring me glasses of ice water with lemon. Have a beautiful weekend and be sure and show your Momma how much you appreciate all she does for you, preferably by letting her sleep late and then presenting her with a hot cup of coffee and a terrific gift.

Here are a few goodies that caught my eye this week:

I am proud to be a Beta Parent.

How to dress for your shape, with humor.

Your Monday morning may be a shit show, but it's beautiful.

I teared up reading Rob Lowe's piece on taking his oldest son to college.

Some people need to shut the f*ck up with their parenting advice.

The Muffin Man might actually eat asparagus if I cooked it this way.

Inspiration for when I finally get around to that bedroom makeover I've been meaning to do for three years.

I feel like a happy mug might sort of make up for never getting enough sleep. Sort of.

Only a few more weeks before I can enjoy a delicious cocktail again. I'm salivating already.

The no-makeup look for every skin tone.

What word would you use to describe your Mother?