The Crown Jewel

No foreskin attached. 

I'm sure you've heard about the birth of the Royal Baby.  Sure, there are wars and famine and genocide happening all over the world, but the one thing people really care about is the birth of a Prince!  I'm guessing there won't be a Royal Bris.  In fact, there's a very good chance the Prince's Royal Peen will remain unaltered. Unlike in America, where it's standard practice to do a little cosmetic penile surgery shortly after birth, it's something that's just not done across the pond (unless of course, you're one of the Chosen People).  My Sister-in-Law lived in London for a few years, which is where she gave birth to her son, and she had a very difficult time finding a doctor who was willing to circumcise my nephew.  Apparently the Brits think it's a barbaric practice.  Then again they also seem to think the same of dental care, so I'm not sure how seriously I take their opinion on the matter.  I just hope the future King of England's foreskin doesn't frighten too many girls when he's partying it up Prince Harry style.